Lyrics

Das englische Anfangslied

Timmy is an average kid
that no one understands.
Mom and Dad and Vicky always giving him comands
(Vicky):Bed twerp!
The doom and gloom up in his room
is broken instantly
by his magic little fish,
they grant his every wish cuz in reality
they are his Oddparents
fairly Oddparents
(Wanda):wands and wings
(Cosmo):Floaty crowny things
Oddparents, fairly odd parents
Real mod, peapod buff bod, hot rod
(Timmy):obtuse, rubber goose, green moose, guava juice, giant snake, birthday cake, large fries, chocolate shake!
Oddparents, fairly odd parents
it flips your lid when you are the kid with fairly oddparents!
(Vicky):Yeah right!

Das deutsche Anfangs-Lied

Timmy hat den Bogen raus,
denn Timmy ist nicht dumm,
doch Mom und Dad und Vicky,
komandieren ihn herum
(Vicky): Ins Bett!
Das war echt schlimm,
für den kleinen Tim,
die Zauberfische helfen ihm,
Hokus Pokus,1,2,3,
ist er sorgenfrei,
die Elfen helfen ihm,
ja hier sind,
Hey Cosmo,Cosmo und Wanda,
(Wanda): Schweben mit Steben
(Cosmo): Von Krönchen umgeben
Yeah Cosmo,Cosmo und Wanda,
Kolossal,genial,fühlbar im Gerichtssaal!
(Timmy): Firlefans,Gummigans,Grüner Elch,Früchte Kelch,Schlangenblick,
Tortenstück,Frittenpfund,Schoko Orange!
Hey Cosmo,Cosmo und Wanda,
Hör zu pass auf,mach dir nicht drauß,
die zaubern dich darraus
(Vicky): Na klar

I Wish Every Day Could Be Christmas

(Timmy): Christmas day is here once more
(Wanda): Gifts and love and joy galore
(Cosmo): A special day that wipes the floor
(Timmy, Cosmo, Wanda): With the other 364
(Timmy): I wish everyday could be Christmas
'cause Santa brings gifts every year.
He's reading my list.
He's feeding the deer.
He's hauling my gifts from the North Pole to here.
(Timmy): I wish everyday could be Christmas
'cause every other holiday reeks.
New Year's Day's for mom and dad.
The Easter bunny's eggs smell really bad.
Valentine's Day always makes me sad.
(Timmy's Dad): 'cause Timmy just can't get a girlfriend
(Timmy): What!
(Cosmo & Wanda): I wish everyday could be Christmas
'cause nice fairies get their rewards.
(Wanda): I got pudding, I got slacks.
(Cosmo): I got all my back hair waxed.
(Wanda & Cosmo): Santa grants wishes while we relax.
(Cosmo): And Timmy still can't get a girlfriend
(Timmy): Stop that!
(Timmy): There's just no other day like Christmas.
My family stays here, it's real cool.
Just me, mom and dad.
I'm so very glad,
There's no Vicky, no Vicky, no school!
(Cosmo): And no Vicky!
(Timmy): Right!
(Timmy): I wish everyday could be Christmas,
and I guess the best gift of all
My parents stay home to say:
(Timmy's Parents): "We love you, Noggy"
(Timmy's Dad): Mine!
(Timmy): Wouldn't Christmas each day be the coolest of all,
I wish it were Christmas!
How I wish it were Christmas.
I wish it were Christmas each day!

Icky Vicky

(Kids):V I C K Y
The sound of her name makes the little kids cry
(Chip): Hey Vicky you're so so icky.
Just the thought of being around you makes me oh so sicky.
Hey Vicky won't you please explain . .
(Kids & Chip): Why you get so much enjoyment out of causing kids pain
(Kids): Oh oh oh
(Chip):A chick who's just plain mean.
A sour sweet sixteen.
She's a fire breathing dragon in a pair of black jeans.
(Kids): Ewe
(Chip): Hey Vicky won't you tell the truth . .
(Kids & Chip): How'd we ever get the bad luck to be stuck with you.
(Chip): Oh Vicky can we say one thing . .
(Kids & Chip): It's your super total yuckiness that makes us wanna sing.
(Chip): Icky Vicky
(Kids): Ewe ewe
(Chip): Icky Vicky
(Kids): Ewe ewe
(Kids & Chip): Icky Vicky!

Shiny Teeth

(Chip):When I'm feeling lonley
sad as I can be
all by myself
in an uncharted island
or an endless sea
What makes me happy
Fills me up with glee
those bones in my jaw
they don't have a flaw
My shiny teeth and me
My shiny teeth that twinkle
just like the stars in space
My shiny teeth that sparkle
add beauty to my face
My shiny teeth that glisten
just like a Christmas tree
You know they'd walk a mile
just to see me smile
My shiny teeth and me
Shiny teeth, shiny teeth
Yes they're all so perfect
oo white and pearly
Brush gargle rinse
A couple breath mints
My shiny teeth and me
My shiny teeth so awesome
Shiny teeth, shiny teeth
just like a favorite song
Shiny teeth, shiny teeth
My shiny teeth I floss them
Shiny teeth, shiny teeth
So they'll grow to be real strong
He's got really shiny teeth
My shiny teeth I love them
Shiny teeth, shiny teeth
and they all love me
But should I talk to you
when I got 32
My shiny teeth and me
Shiny teeth, shiny teeth
My shiny teeth and me
Shiny teeth, shiny teeth
My shiny teeth that twinkle
Shiny teeth, shiny teeth
just like the stars in space
Shiny teeth, shiny teeth
My shiny teeth that sparkle
Shiny teeth, shiny teeth
Add beauty to my face
He's got really shiny teeth
My shiny teeth that glisten
Shiny teeth, shiny teeth
just like a Christmas tree
You know they'd walk a mile
just to see me smile
My shiny teeth and me
Shiny teeth, shiny teeth
(repeat 3 times)

Real and Scary

Timmy: On Halloween all through the night
We should be filled with fear and fright
But I don't see much here tonight
Cause everything is so FAKE!
I want something real, and real scary
Not cardboard, squeaky, or clean
I want something big, green and hairy
Cosmo: Like a frog on a fur trampoline?
Timmy: No!
It's time to get down to business
And spook up this boring scene
I wish things were real and real scary
t onight on Halloween!
Cosmo, Wanda &Monsters: Real and Scary
Timmy: Like a vampire's fangs in the night
Cosmo, Wanda & Monsters: Real and Scary
Timmy: Like a witch on her broom taking flight
Cosmo, Wanda & Monsters: Real and Scary
Timmy: Like an unwashed, forgotten latrine
Cosmo, Wanda & Monsters: Real and Scary
Cosmo: Like a zit covered, hormone crazed teen?
Kid: Hi!
Timmy: So that's what I want
Real and Scary
So when I trick or treat they can see
That I am a force to be dealt with
And they better give their candy to me
I wish we were all real and scary
I wish this was one freaky scene
I wish the whole world were real scary
tonight on Halloween!

It's Great To Be A Guy
2003 Emmy Nominated Song!

Guys: It's great to be a man
It's swell to be a guy
Timmy & Cosmo: To scratch and dig
And pick and itch
And no one asks us why
Timmy: We like to fight
Cosmo: We like to race
Guys: We grow our hair
On every place
Timmy's Dad: And everybody knows
It's wrong to cry
Guys: It's great to be a hairy, smelly guy
Timmy: It's great to be a male
It rocks to be a dude
Timmy and Cosmo: To eat and burp
And fart and spit
And kill all of your food
Man: We like to hit
We like to punch
Timmy's Dad: Do we like corn?
Man 2: I've got a hunch
Timmy, Cosmo & Timmy's Dad: And we like launching missiles in the sky
Guys: It's great to be a hairy, smelly
Cosmo: Check it out
I've got a belly
Guys: Great to be a hairy, smelly guy
Cosmo: Left! Left! Left! Left! Left!
Timmy: It's great to be a guy
That's why I sing this song
Cosmo: But I can't help
But stop and think
That maybe something's wrong
Timmy: But I've got meat
And I got fire
Cosmo: There's nothing else that I require
Guys: Except perhaps a massive pizza pie
Because it's great to be a guy
G-u-y
Yes, Guy!

What Girls Love
2003 Emmy Nominated Song!

Wanda: The problem with you men today
is you don't listen clearly
This Valentine for whom you pine
is yours if you sincerely
Pay some very close attention
To the things we're dreaming of
We'll make a list
which will consist of
What Girl's Love
Timmy's Mom: Our name carved in an old oak tree
Veronica: A trust fund funded shopping spree
Trixie: A hand that fits inside mine like a glove
Tootie: I'd love to squeeze his hunky bod
Vicky: With this high voltage Cato prod
Wanda: Just write it down and go to town on
What Girl's Love
Women Chorus: What Girl's Love
Wanda: Is men with feeling
Women Chorus: What Girl's Love
Tooth Fairy: Is some romance
Jorgen: Are these heart shaped weights appealing?
Wanda: Just come on and take a chance
Timmy: On What Girl's Love
Is something special
Cosmo: That no slingshot can destroy
Timmy: Right!
So I decoy
if I'm the boy with
What Girl's Love
So open up your heart and see
That I am someone special
a nd hear me
As I make my desperate plea
Just listen to me clearly
Cause it's what I'm dreaming of
that you will see that I can be
A boy you'd love!